Kobe Bryant Highlights

The proof is in the pudding
G.O.A.T

Kobe Bryant MVP.........

Recently Kobe went on to score over 40 points in 5 games and many people started the whole debate as to if he is better than Jordan (Mike that is). Well In my opinion I think that Kobe Bryant is a better offensive player than Michael Jordan. Hey they both were ball -hogs, both were extremely arrogant, and both demand to be the MAN on their team... But kobe is a better scorer. I also think he should be hands down choice for MVP for one simple reason........ He makes his TEAM better, not his TEAMMATES but his TEAM...... At the beginning of the season he tried to get his team involved and that worked for a little while, but after a 7 game losing streak something clicked through his head saying if I keep passing to these bumps we will never make the playoffs.... so to get his TEAM to the playoffs....... he NEEDED to take over and I stress the word NEED...... If Steve Nash was on the Lakers they wound not be any better........ If Dirk was on the Lakers they would not be any better..... If Kobe was on the Mavs or the Suns (minus their Dirk and Nash).... They both would be 70 win teams. If any other player in the NBA scored like KOBE did last week they would be crowned a god..... Kobe does it and he is selfish.......I get tired of the media putting Kobe down for personals reasons... to me its a little childish. What's gonna happen is 15 years down the line the media is gonna look back and ask themselves how did a guy who only averaged 18-19 points a game win MVP and this Kobe guy averaged over 30 for 3 years, had the top selling jersey, win 2 All Star game MVP award and never won it.... To me this is how the media loses its credibility. Make his teammates better HA!!!!!!!!! MAybe he should wear a goofy headban, or German even. I am willing to bet if Kobe was a white guy from Spain he would be the king of the NBA.

Vince Vaughn

Love all of this guys movies. But did u know that Vince Vaughn is the most quotable man in Hollywood( he might be). Come to find out he invented the phrase 'making it rain". Here is what i think are the top 5 Vince Vaughn quotes

5.Old School
“Don’t beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It’s not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That’s what old people do. They die.”

4. Old School
“I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?”

3.Wedding Crasher

“John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I’ll make it rain out here

2.Old School
Luke Wilson: “I’ve had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.”
VV: “Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say anything, “Fuck, shit, bitch.

1. Wedding Crashers
Owen Wilson: “Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
VV: “Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.

Let me know if i left out anything

Tourney Time

Now is the time of the year when all us sports folks fill out our NCAA brackets. I think this year I will do it online...... I signed up for one of those online ones on ESPN. I am picking North Carolina this year..... Well I actually pick them every year.... but this year is the one that the Heels will win it all. My prediction is that they will beat Fla by 9. I will keep you updated.......
P.S. ............. Jackson State University made the Tourney this year by winning the SWAC and they will be prison rape by a dominant Florida team..... Go Tigers...... My prediction FLA 89 JSU 41 (Trey Johnson, the country's second leading scorer, will have 37 points)

I think my mom has a coat like the one Jamie Foxx Has on.

Inmate 87493-4

I am a wanted man. Today I found out that since I did not pay a $25 reinstatement fee on a speeding ticket.... my licence is suspended. I am a fugitive. If anyone knows me I normally drive pretty fast and I got caught going 76 in a 55. (its really not that bad... ONLY 21 MILES OVER). I paid the ticket but not the reinstatement fee for paying the ticket late. I wanna go pay it but I am afraid they will slap the cuffs on me for not having correct change. My life is over . They will put me in a cell next to the old lady who was arrested for online prostitution. Blog will resume when I am released

University Of Alabama Rejection Letter (Roll Tide)

Dear Madam or Sir ,

University of Alabama regrets to inform you that your son / daughter application for admittance has been rejected to make room for our newly recruited meat head jock . U of A has invested thousands of tax payers' dollars to search for and recruit this meat head jock to boost our standings in the competitive field of sports . If your son / daughter had scored higher number of points per game , we would have rejected another intellectual student to make room for your child . Sports is more important to the University of Alabama than education , we are number one in college-drop-outs-turned-pro than any other university in this state .

If your child is REALLY interested in getting an education , we suggest you apply for college in India , China or Japan . Those countries arrogantly boast about the higher percentage of students whom actually earned a degree without having to throw a stupid ball .

University of Alabama would like to extend our invitation to your family to come down to the $100 million dollar stadium to watch the stupid meat head jock that took your child's place throw a ball through the air . That stupid meat head jock is just amazing ! He can throw a ball farther than your child can throw his / her application !! To answer your other question , NO , we do not offer a degree in football , basketball , baseball or any sport for that matter . What do you think we are , a university for higher education ? If your child is not a meat head jock , do not waste OUR time applying for admission to U of A .