Wednesday, May 30, 2007

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I am starting something new here... I am introducing you to some of my crazy as friends....

First up is a great friend of mine Rod Hales..... Rod is actually the first cousin of my ex wife.... ughhhhh. but he knows way too much dirt on me to drop as a buddy (remember that time at the strip club Rod when u ..... nevermind, that the dirt that i have on you).... What i am re posting is the 'about me' section on his myspace page.... normally i would not post something this long but dammit it is hilarious. Without further ado (is this right) I introduce Rod Ann Hales.

I'm a pretty easy-going fella. Places I would like live include Florida, Georgia, Hattiesburg, MS, Texas, Arizona, and California. I don't love cold weather. I consider myself fairly neat and clean. I like a good laugh. I'm the type of person that likes to drink but not to the point of drunkenness. I'm the type of person that like to piss outside. Oh boy, how I love to pee outside. Sometimes, you'll probably tell me to shut up or hurry up. I'm the type person who would rather talk to you in person rather than on the phone. I'm the type that uses a phone for only important calls. I know some of the neighbors, but I hardly ever visit them. I'll probably race "off in dare" and take a baff (a shower) on commercial break. I watch sports but not the whole game. I wish I could jump really high. I pick a team and follow them for the season. I'd rather watch the game on TV than go to it. Normally, I would listen to the music rather than the words, unless somebody says, "Hey listen to the words". I was once a creative person before marriage. I watch HBO movies just because it came on tonight. I prefer tap water over bottled water (What the f**k is bottled water anyway?). I like to baze (take showers). I hate when people clean out the tub before they baze (take a bath). I'm not very religious, but I think Jesus is probably one of the best role models ever. Favorite foods include but not limited to fish, barbecue, and steak. I love orange juice. I don't like to takin kids to see Saw III or Norbit. I like sex. I have a strange fascination with barcodes and screwed music. Big booties over big titties even though I would take both. I know this lady that like Michael Jackson. I got a sister-in-law that act like Michael Jackson. I almost got a tattoo once until I realized it meant something else. I almost got an earring until I found out it meant something else. I will give an apology if its necessary. I believe its hard on the kids when you get a divorce. I like to watch the kids eat. I hate magic. Most of the time, I just let people dictate the conversation by saying "Umm hmm" or "Is that right?" or "Oh That's good!" or "Yeah, I know". There are no superstars on my team but a lot of good players. Instead of lying, I probably won't say nothing. I love to lie! Just kidding:( For about a year, I had about seven friends on MySpace. Guess what? I still got about seven friends on MySpace. One of them had a really ugly picture. After I added them, I never talked to them again. On MySpace, only ugly people with no photo send me friend requests. Stop the madness! Get a picture! Get a personality! Make sure its you! I'll probably add more stuff 'About me'. This is only a little. Please write somethin on my MySpace page. Even if its just, "Hey, f**k you!". Anything. But no spam though. I was bored, so I did this MySpace page. Hope you like it.

Monday, May 21, 2007


I THINK SHE IS KIND OF HOTTTT... Check her out at she is a little PG-13 but a good read

Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Black Athlete Forum ( Get the hell outta here)

Monday In Atlanta GA, Spike Lee held 'The Black Athlete Forum" to discuss to state of African Americans in Sports. The guest list included Curtis Bunn, Atlanta Journal Constitution, columnist; Algee Crumpler, Atlanta Falcons; Jim Brown, NFL Hall of Famer; William "Bill" Rhoden, New York Times, columnist and author of "40 Million Dollar Slaves;" Stephen A. Smith, ESPN reporter; Claire Smith, Philadelphia Inquirer, columnist; Coach Vivian Stringer, Rutgers Women's Basketball; Etan Thomas, Washington Wizards/author; Jason Whitlock, Kansas City Star, columnist; and, Alonzo Mourning, Miami Heat.

Saint Vivian Stringer got into a verbal assault with writer of the year Jason Whitlock over the comments that he made over the IMUS situation Embarrassed . My thing is this, Saint Stringer, If you are so embarassed for your girls over this situation why do you have to remind them about every chance you get. Let them get over this tragic day... Leave it alone...... If somebody said something embarrassing about me... I dont wanna constantly be reminded of the situation..... And is going after Jason Whitlock gonna help anything.

Another thing WHY ARE WE EVEN HOLDING A BLACK ATHLETE FORUM WITH CLAIR SMITH AND SCREAMIN a. SMITH. Where the hell was Pac-Man, Michael Vick, Chris Henry, Tony Campbell, Mike Tyson or any other black athlete who out there still thuggin.

Why must we continue to put on a horse and Pony show..... LISTEN PEOPLE... Spike Lee is not an Athlete.... ZO Morning in prob the coolest guy I ever met (2000 Olympics), and Sekou Smith is not being arrested for anything.... This forum will solve anything..... Until the real trouble makers want to make a change nothing will be done....

As an athlete myself... I say to my fellows athletes WAKE UP AND REALIZE THE DUMB STUFF WE DO AFFECTS EVERYONE IN OUR LIVES.......This is not a privilege but a gift..... OPEN Your EYES!!!!!!!!!1

He does have a point

This goes to show black people can say anything and not be help accountable

Monday, May 7, 2007

Damn its hard keeping an original Blog

Wow it seems like it s been a whole since I posted anything.... Mainly because I am really not that interesting...... Lets see whats been going on...... I am training for a 5K, caught a fish for the first time in my life, was guest of honor at a Kiddie track meet, taught my lil girl to ride a bike, the Lakers lost, and i learned to fly a helicopter, and got into an all out brawl after 'making it rain' at church with Sister Colestein. Who would wanna read about that crap all the time..... I respect big time bloggers for real. To keep this up everyday.. I just don't have the interesting life to keep it it..... So to all 3 of my loyal readers.... sorry but this is all i got!!!!!!!!!

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