Kobe Bryant Highlights

The proof is in the pudding
G.O.A.T

Kobe Bryant MVP.........

Recently Kobe went on to score over 40 points in 5 games and many people started the whole debate as to if he is better than Jordan (Mike that is). Well In my opinion I think that Kobe Bryant is a better offensive player than Michael Jordan. Hey they both were ball -hogs, both were extremely arrogant, and both demand to be the MAN on their team... But kobe is a better scorer. I also think he should be hands down choice for MVP for one simple reason........ He makes his TEAM better, not his TEAMMATES but his TEAM...... At the beginning of the season he tried to get his team involved and that worked for a little while, but after a 7 game losing streak something clicked through his head saying if I keep passing to these bumps we will never make the playoffs.... so to get his TEAM to the playoffs....... he NEEDED to take over and I stress the word NEED...... If Steve Nash was on the Lakers they wound not be any better........ If Dirk was on the Lakers they would not be any better..... If Kobe was on the Mavs or the Suns (minus their Dirk and Nash).... They both would be 70 win teams. If any other player in the NBA scored like KOBE did last week they would be crowned a god..... Kobe does it and he is selfish.......I get tired of the media putting Kobe down for personals reasons... to me its a little childish. What's gonna happen is 15 years down the line the media is gonna look back and ask themselves how did a guy who only averaged 18-19 points a game win MVP and this Kobe guy averaged over 30 for 3 years, had the top selling jersey, win 2 All Star game MVP award and never won it.... To me this is how the media loses its credibility. Make his teammates better HA!!!!!!!!! MAybe he should wear a goofy headban, or German even. I am willing to bet if Kobe was a white guy from Spain he would be the king of the NBA.

Vince Vaughn

Love all of this guys movies. But did u know that Vince Vaughn is the most quotable man in Hollywood( he might be). Come to find out he invented the phrase 'making it rain". Here is what i think are the top 5 Vince Vaughn quotes

5.Old School
“Don’t beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It’s not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That’s what old people do. They die.”

4. Old School
“I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?”

3.Wedding Crasher

“John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I’ll make it rain out here

2.Old School
Luke Wilson: “I’ve had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.”
VV: “Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs” to him, and you can say anything, “Fuck, shit, bitch.

1. Wedding Crashers
Owen Wilson: “Don’t waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.”
VV: “Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me.

Let me know if i left out anything

Tourney Time

Now is the time of the year when all us sports folks fill out our NCAA brackets. I think this year I will do it online...... I signed up for one of those online ones on ESPN. I am picking North Carolina this year..... Well I actually pick them every year.... but this year is the one that the Heels will win it all. My prediction is that they will beat Fla by 9. I will keep you updated.......
P.S. ............. Jackson State University made the Tourney this year by winning the SWAC and they will be prison rape by a dominant Florida team..... Go Tigers...... My prediction FLA 89 JSU 41 (Trey Johnson, the country's second leading scorer, will have 37 points)

I think my mom has a coat like the one Jamie Foxx Has on.

Inmate 87493-4

I am a wanted man. Today I found out that since I did not pay a $25 reinstatement fee on a speeding ticket.... my licence is suspended. I am a fugitive. If anyone knows me I normally drive pretty fast and I got caught going 76 in a 55. (its really not that bad... ONLY 21 MILES OVER). I paid the ticket but not the reinstatement fee for paying the ticket late. I wanna go pay it but I am afraid they will slap the cuffs on me for not having correct change. My life is over . They will put me in a cell next to the old lady who was arrested for online prostitution. Blog will resume when I am released

University Of Alabama Rejection Letter (Roll Tide)

Dear Madam or Sir ,

University of Alabama regrets to inform you that your son / daughter application for admittance has been rejected to make room for our newly recruited meat head jock . U of A has invested thousands of tax payers' dollars to search for and recruit this meat head jock to boost our standings in the competitive field of sports . If your son / daughter had scored higher number of points per game , we would have rejected another intellectual student to make room for your child . Sports is more important to the University of Alabama than education , we are number one in college-drop-outs-turned-pro than any other university in this state .

If your child is REALLY interested in getting an education , we suggest you apply for college in India , China or Japan . Those countries arrogantly boast about the higher percentage of students whom actually earned a degree without having to throw a stupid ball .

University of Alabama would like to extend our invitation to your family to come down to the $100 million dollar stadium to watch the stupid meat head jock that took your child's place throw a ball through the air . That stupid meat head jock is just amazing ! He can throw a ball farther than your child can throw his / her application !! To answer your other question , NO , we do not offer a degree in football , basketball , baseball or any sport for that matter . What do you think we are , a university for higher education ? If your child is not a meat head jock , do not waste OUR time applying for admission to U of A .

Nella B Is a Patriotic

Here are more pictures of Antonella Barba at the National World War II Memorial. If he's alive, be sure to show them to your grandpa. I'm sure he'd be happy knowing that the freedom he fought for while holding his nuts in with his helmet allows a spoiled whore from New Jersey to desecrate his national monument. She might as well have stripped out of a Nazi outfit. Maybe next time she and her friends could Jell-O wrestle at Pearl Harbor or tap a keg in front of the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
AND THE HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!

This blog must have been written by a woman..... women hate on everybody......... But you gotta admit.... she is pretty slutty

http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/index.html.......

NFL Free agency

Now is the free agency time in the NFL... This is the time of the year when all the players that were cut by their old teams and signed to new teams. This is the time when teams tell their overpriced underachieving millionaires that their services are no longed needed. This is probably the lowest time of some of their lives. How do they get over this low point in their lives????? Well general managers of other teams promise them a bunch of money for a job they didnt do well before and expect them to succeed with their team...Geniuses (Prob went to Alabama)....Most of the time they have a large back-ended contract in the team's best interest so when they suck again or get old the team can cut em again. Gotta love it..... At least it is not the NBA where everything is guaranteed. But at least it is not like track where the best athletes deserve more and .....aghhhhh I better shut up before i get in trouble.

First Shout Out

Ron Bramlett gave me a shout out on his Blog over the weekend(http://www.ronbramlett.blogspot.com/). Ron operates one of the top 3 Blogs in the metro South Carolina area and top ten Blogs IN THE WORLD(remember I said blogs dont have to really be true). He is also the number # 1 60 meter hurdler in the US for 2007. He inspired me to do a blog and all the success that this blog has generated (49 views at press time) I owe to him.
So Ron Keep up that blog I enjoy reading and see you in Europe ASAP.
PS Tell Myra and Rocky I said hello

My Weekend

Wow....... what a weekend i had... I spent the whole weekend working.......As a Realtor we expect to have all kind of clients.... but this weekend i had the client from you know where........ and that was my ex wife. Now don't get me wrong I like the chic....First she was 30 minute late, then she wanted to look at every house that had a sign in the yard....... and it literally took her 30 minutes to look at a house that there was no chance of her buying....... and after about 2 hours.... I started to leaves her a$$ at one of those houses.......Also since our kids were there, I am sure the sellers were wondering why the kids were calling the realtor Daddy. (Its a lot that goes on in those empty houses so I am sure some Realtor has knocked up one of his clients.) But after about four and a half hours we were back to where we started.... nothing!!!!!!

In contrast my 330 appointment (her co-worker).... we had a contract on a very attractive 3 bedroom 3 bath on a small lake in Clinton Ms....... $$$$$.....

Antonella Barba AKA Nella B

First lets me start this off by saying 'I AM NOT AN AMERICAN IDOL FAN'. I think i was scarred when my ex use to throw stuff at me for talking during the show. But this Antonella Barbara think is kinda interesting. Nella B is a contestant on AI who was some questionable photos on the Internet (http://youtube.com/watch?v=8A2EdFHfF_U&mode=related&search=)
and people wanted to kick her off the show.....But after carefully viewing the photos (3 times)... I don't see the big deal. What did she do that was worse that Paula sleeping with a contestant last year, or having that dorky Seacrest hosting America favorite talent show.... I have seen beer commercials worse than these pix and now America want to have a conscience....... Please....... She had this all planned and it is working.

Here is what I think....... Since this chic cant sing she created a web site posted some pretty hot pix on there and waited for the vultures to attack. But here is the thing... I think she knew she did not have a change in hell to win the show use used the opportunity to show off her ...... other talents. Isn't if funny that Hugh Heff likes the pixs....mmmmmmmm Maybe Playboy will be her next big project.... or maybe Maxim or FHM magazine. Or maybe JLo can hook her up with whom ever she tricked to get a record deal....... Either way I ain't mad at you girl...... Get that money........ Because I might not always answer your calls so.... see you Sunday evening Nella B!!!!!